my bias > yours

If Super Junior were your personal strippers 

• Leeteuk: As he rips his pants off you can't help but notice cobwebs near the crotch area and that's when you realized he hasn't gotten any in awhile.
• Kangin: He would flex his muscles and when you ask for a lap dance, he'll flex them even more.
• Shindong: Would put whip cream on himself and then on you and then everywhere else resulting in drowning of whipped cream.
• Ryeowook: Since he knows how to get a girl going, the very first thing he'd do is cook you your favorite meal.
• Heechul: At first he's stripping for you and then he sees the mirror and spends the rest of the time staring at himself.
• Yesung: Starts to do crazy dance moves on the stripper pole which results in him hitting his head on it and then passing out on the floor.
• Eunhyuk: Just expect a lot of pelvic thrust in the face. A lot.
• Siwon: "AND JESUS SAID! Let there rain men." As he begins to awkwardly pelvic thrust your lap.
• Donghae: "Don't worry, I'm not as bad with this as I am with my spelling."
• Sungmin: We have to admit, he's probably the best one out of everyone.
• Hankyung: "I'm gonna eat you like I eat my fried rice, sloppy and wet..." and you proceed to walk away.
• Kibum: He smiles and you just kind of jizz right there and then.
• Henry: "Soooo.... I just kind of shake my butt in front of you or...."
• ZhouMi: Gets mad because you smacked his butt and apparently his underwear is not only gucci but sells for more than your very own house.
• Kyuhyun: "Why am I stripping for you? YOU should be stripping for ME."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

So, today, me and my friends were being dumbasses and decided to dance

Yea….we weren’t to great…

Then things got even weirder….

Then my teacher yelled at us and said she wanted to talk to us, but since m friends are like the hugest assholes, this is how it really went…

Then I made up an amazing excuse, and my friends were like

The told me to become an actor because i was such a good liar, and that I probably told lies all the time. I was like

I love my asshole friends 

yoongdeprived:

thepersian:

inlovewithkyu:

catchmeonfiree:

toptopia:

DOFJER;/GVWLKJF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD WHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD MINHO KSFJDSFKJGDSFGJ

ksjdhgjhjadkhsfdihdhasjsdvhg omfg i can’t OTL 

Whut in the world… lol this is epic…

lmfao this is epic >.<